And in the truth is stranger than fiction category;
Clay Aiken becomes a dad!
What? Hmm, I thought he was gay! Well, the mother's name is Jaymes.
So, now it appears that John Edwards' affair is true! Wow, big surprise there. "I had hoped that it would never become public," said John Edwards. Come on, John. You're a bloody politician!
Apparently, this woman became pregnant and gave birth to a girl. Edwards denied being the father and has said that he'd take a paternity test to prove it. Since then, a former Edwards campaign staff member has come forward to say the child is his. If that's true, how many other members was this woman on top of??
It seems there's some tension between Russia and Georgia. That's the country Georgia, not the state. Georgia, though, is an ally of the U.S. so forget the Cold War, this could escalate into real war! It also seems that oil facilities were hit by warplanes. Just as the price of oil is plummeting. Gee, what a coincidence.
Yeah, and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you also.
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